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[Anonymous] What do you think about a guy who barks “woof woof” in a mart?

I’m seriously baffled because this feels like a world where only one person benefits. Watching that scene made me think a lot. If it were me… would I have really been able to bark in a mart looking like that? Could I have done my absolute best to become a son of a bitch like that? Even he is living his life that hard, so who am I to judge? It really made me reflect on myself. In an entertainment program that only has 6 episodes out so far, if he’s willing to throw away his human rights, he must be truly sincere. Seeing the scene where he ferociously chews on chicken bones… I don’t know. I just couldn’t help but cry. Am I being too emotional…?

Comments (241)

• Seriously, stop bullshitting. That jerk was enjoying it with his whole heart, what are you talking about?
  • 222
  • 3 I read this three times because I didn’t understand.
  • 444 Why on earth are you empathizing with a guy who is savoring his punishment more than anyone else? LOL
  • Personal desire MAX
• If you’re that emotional, let’s just take some medicine. T_T
  • OP) Since he’s human too, there must have been many days where he cried secretly out of self-loathing, right?
  • I don’t know about crying, but I bet he laughed a lot. ^^
  • Holy shit, this is crazy. What kind of character analysis is this?
  • LOL for real, isn’t that the most unfitting word in the world? T_T [Name redacted] and self-loathing? That’s something even a passing dog would laugh at. You wrote it yourself—why are you shedding tears for a guy who barks in a mart without a single regret…?
  • OP) Maybe something got in my eye. T_T
• Just bash him, don’t bring in this nonsensical sentimentality. LMAO
  • Exactly. Why can’t you say it? Why can’t you say that jerk is a crazy bastard and isn’t normal?
  • OP) Then do you guys really think he did that because he wanted to? Does that make sense? Who would want to rub against their childhood friend’s knees, whimper, hold hands, and even chew on chicken bones because they wanted to?
  • What the hell… I’m so confused whether you’re an enemy or an ally.
  • Could you date your “Sse”?
  • OP) He’s dating his friend.
  • ??
  • LOL holy shit.
  • Wow, this trick question is so hard. Is this the CSAT?

[7923831] I figured out that jerk’s lawsuit pattern.

First of all, regarding scandals, he slams them without any mercy. It seems he brings up stuff related to [Name redacted] along with his own stuff. Especially family history, that’s a definite hit. But he just leaves the accounts that ship them as BL (Homi) alone. His standards are fucking whatever he wants, that son of a bitch.

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• Just don’t write posts that will get you sued;
  • Isn’t this a democratic society? It’s frustrating not being able to say what I want to say.
  • Go ahead and try saying something then.
  • Am I an idiot? You’re going to report me. ㅡㅡ
  • LOL anyway, isn’t it just about how shipping them is disgusting or whatever?
  • Yeah… Honestly, it’s a video the whole nation watches, is it normal to act openly gay like that? Does it make sense that we can’t even point that out?
  • He doesn’t catch you just for pointing it out. What did you say?
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  • You piece of shit, this is obviously grounds for a lawsuit. You’re not sane. LOL
  • Reported. See ya.
• Family history… what, he’s a “gold spoon”?
  • No, not that.
  • ? Then what is it?
  • It’s on [Name redacted]’s side.
  • What’s up with him? Isn’t his private life spotless?
  • No, no. There’s something only people in the know… know, and it got leaked this time.
  • Bullshit, you’re acting so goddamn mysterious. Don’t hide it, spill.
  • ㅡㅡ It’s true.
• It’s not that everyone isn’t doing it because they can’t speak. It’s because they don’t have the money.
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Seriously, his coolness is totally tanking. LOL
• LOL you moron. You said the answer with your own mouth and yet you don’t even know the ABCs of it. What BL? Do you believe that?
  • He’s doing all that shit in that state, and it’s not?
  • LOL you’re so naive.
  • What do you think is the reason that jerk, who sues at every opportunity, just leaves the stuff shipping him with his childhood friend wide open? It means he’s going to market with that. LOL Why would he sue when they’re advertising for him for free? He needs to hit the jackpot by riding the “best friend coin” from now on. LOL
  • Agreed.
  • Fuck, I’m so jealous. I want to be born like that and live life on easy mode.

[Free] What is NS Pole?

It looks like a CP (Couple) name, but no matter how much I look, I don’t know who it is. They kept talking about bipolar magnetic force, so I thought it was about science? Physics? But even when I ask, they just say they’re debating about science. T_T Sigh. Please tell me.

Comments (21)

• Maybe it’s just a science club?
  • What kind of science has that much sex…
  • FUCK.
  • LOLOLOLOLOL
  • N was devouring S everywhere??
  • Failed to stay in “muggle” mode.
• (This comment has been deleted by the author.)
  • Ah, it’s them??? But why N?
  • It’s taken because his Instagram ID is narrative.
  • Okay, okay.
• What is it? Tell me too.
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  • Ah, LOLOL.
• Why are you eating the delicious food alone? I want to see too.
  • Yeah.
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Hardware Store @N_S_NNNNs · Aug 21

Reversed Foster-Type Hybrid AU with NS Pole. The pet dog N, who was raised since he was young, and Master S. S brought him from a stray dog shelter not knowing he was a Hybrid, but as N became an adult dog, he went into heat and ended up taking S’s virginity.

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S, who was living a happy and cozy life with his pet dog without any family… recently, a worry cropped up. It was because of his pet dog N, who started “humping” his leg or body from a certain day. S tried scolding him for the embarrassing behavior and even bought him dolls, but N didn’t even look at them and only thrust his lower body against his master and shook it, which was quite flustering.

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To S’s eyes, he is still a baby puppy, but N is a large breed. Even though S tries to stop him, N pushes with his house-sized bulk, so the hem of S’s pants has already been soaked several times. Is it because he wasn’t neutered? One day, while seriously considering taking him to the hospital, an unfortunate situation occurred where the pet dog, who climbed onto the sofa and was humping S’s thigh again, went POOF! and transformed into a naked man.

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Of course, S was horrified, but having witnessed it in real-time right in front of his eyes + seeing the man acting exactly like the N he raised, he realized his dog was a Hybrid. Looking at the ears and tail twitching diligently, S fell into a bigger worry about what to do. Even in that situation, he never thinks about reporting it;

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Since there was a clear difference in size, there was no way his clothes would fit. S tried to buy clothes, but every time he went near the front door, N would not only grab him but hoist him up and bring him back inside the house, so S eventually gave up on going out… For now, he wraps a blanket around N’s lower body, but perhaps because he was just shaking it, S tries his best to ignore the dark red, towering, fully erect penis, and thus begins the cohabitation with the pet dog who became human.

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But the problem was N, who didn’t stop humping even after becoming human. When they woke up in the morning, while they were eating, and even while taking a nap on the Master’s lap, at some point, his dick would stand up and he would start rubbing it wildly against Master’s body. When he was a dog, it was just a physiological phenomenon… and S could at least scold him, but since he turned into a human, the situation became too strange.

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Maybe because he’s a Hybrid… his bright red dick is shaped a bit differently from a human’s. Every time he makes it rock hard and rubs it messily against S’s thighs or calves, and then pours out thick white semen, it’s S who wants to cry now. When S tries to scold him again, N goes “?” “?” but since his master’s blushing face is so pretty, the bad puppy starts masturbating by grabbing his dick with his hand… Eventually, he ends up cumming all over Master’s face…

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Then, once the heat cycle starts in earnest, it’s a struggle from the morning. When S wakes up to a strange sensation, he sees the dog moving his hips while tightly hugging his master from behind. He rubs his huge cock between the butt cheeks covered by pajama pants, gets excited, and shoves his fully erect member all the way between the thighs, starting to pound away like he’s fucking.

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When S, who hasn’t fully woken up yet, groans “Ugh…” and tosses in his sleep, the dog gets even more excited and starts licking his master’s nape, and eventually starts nipping because he’s so worked up… When S wakes up from the stinging sensation, his body is being shaken frantically. Looking down, he sees the bright red glans popping in and out between his burning legs, and only then does he struggle and tell him to stop. But does that work? Knowing Master is awake, N gets excited, grabs S’s pelvis, and rubs his waist even deeper.

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But holy shit, the dick is so big that it accidentally pokes and stimulates the dick of Master, who was being taken from behind, causing S to get an erection too. Even though he says not to, S makes a pained sound every time he’s thrust into, so N, who is excited to the top of his head, can only think about mating. Especially since it’s his first heat, and the master he picked as his mate is whimpering so prettily, his eyes are glazing over with the desire to pour enough seed to make this small belly burst and breed…

| Ah, I wanted to write until the first sex, but that’s it for today! :>

• Korea University Science Club @dpsrmrdptmrmr

Are you crazy??? This is a crime right now. Hurry up and put out the next thread. Do you want to see my spin explode???????

• Hardware Store @N_S_NNNNs

LOL I have an appointment.. I’ll continue it tomorrow at dawn.