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The world outside the window is sizzling under the summer sun.

I failed, and I had a premonition that we would end up a little broken.

♡

If you were to pick the most mismatched relationship among acquaintances in the South Korean entertainment industry, Seo Saheon and Lee Seoul would undoubtedly rank in the Top 5. They were figures who were never left out when the keyword “entertainment industry best friends” came up, but their mentions as best friends often ended in skepticism.

In terms of appearance, personality, vibe, and even down to their artistic style, the two were completely different, like characters from entirely different genres if this were a drama, or in a dating sim, they were the type who wouldn’t even cross paths at event locations, unaware of each other’s faces.

If Lee Seoul was a man who suited places like a library, a church, or even a temple, Seo Saheon was the kind of guy who, metaphorically speaking, would get exorcised if he roamed around in broad daylight. So, when IzePatch first released a two-shot of the two, it was only natural that every online community went into a frenzy.

PressIfYou’reCold✔ @FUCKFUCK_

Fake news, lol, journalists these days even photoshop candid shots.

It was a friendship that was utterly unbelievable. People would sooner believe a loan shark got hit by a car and became an idol. That’s how implausible it was, and enraged fans even went as far as to say, “I could do better than this crap with my own feet,” tearing into the journalist’s shoddy Photoshop skills.

Even though they were clearly photographed together, there was a strange sense of disjointedness, as if the image had been cut up and haphazardly pieced together. Lee Seoul, with his mask pulled halfway down, saying something, and Seo Saheon, with his arm around Lee Seoul’s shoulder, bursting into laughter—it was almost like an AI-generated composite. To anyone looking, the two appeared undeniably close, sparking a cyber fireworks show. It was the kind of aggro that couldn’t be ignored.

That Lee Seoul and that Seo Saheon, right?

Since they were famous for entirely different reasons, everyone came together with one mind to churn out all sorts of memes.

And the one who poured fuel on this already overheated atmosphere was a single post on Seo Saheon’s Onstar feed, which had effortlessly surpassed 1,000k followers at the time.

(Two-shot with Lee Seoul.jpg)

2.153 million likes

narrative_h Photoshopped.

It was a mirror selfie: Lee Seoul, with a script resting on his lap, leaning his head on Seo Saheon’s shoulder, and Seo Saheon tilting his cheek toward Lee Seoul.

For someone like Seo Saheon, who had a fanbase of sasaengs rivaling that of idols since his debut, such a photo might not be surprising, but a private glimpse of Lee Seoul, who rarely had even casual sightings reported? That was something else.

Who is Lee Seoul?

He’s a national actor known to every man, woman, and child in South Korea, a man celebrated at Cannes. Twenty years ago, he appeared on the screen with the face of a baby angel, wings clipped, and ever since, he’s consistently repaid the public with his acting, elevating the status of Korean cinema.

At the same time, he was an alien-like figure whose private life remained almost entirely unknown despite his long career and intense public interest. It’s hard to believe that could be possible in a small country like South Korea, but it was.

Some even speculated he might not exist in Korea at all, with rumors of him being a reclusive loner swirling around. His fans were always swallowing their tears over his elusive nature.

He didn’t have close celebrity friends, no SNS account, and wasn’t even registered on fan cafes or platforms like Bubble, so it’s no wonder fans were going crazy.

Did he appear on radio or variety shows? Don’t make me laugh. The only chances to see Lee Seoul outside of his roles were at stage greetings or in behind-the-scenes footage. Some wondered if he had a personality flaw, but even that theory lost credibility since every actor, staff member, and even his former manager who had worked with him unanimously praised him.

As a result, even on sites dedicated to tearing people down, Lee Seoul was treated as an untouchable figure.

[356234] People who bash Lee Seoul’s acting are brain-dead

They’d get obliterated.

If you’ve got a brain, go check out the script for Low Dawn.

The writer trusted Lee Seoul so much they went all-in.

• Seojeong: Umm (while coming), ha (while going), gasp, sniff… (finally crying)

⤷ lolololololololol

⤷ Lmao, pathetic

⤷ He acted that with just one line? Man, just take Seo Saheon’s paycheck too.

⤷ Yeah, and that was right after his character’s lover was killed lol

• Why’d he pick that script?

⤷ But he won a grand prize for it, didn’t he?

⤷ lololololololololol

⤷ Oh shit, you’re right;

• Honestly, there’s nothing to bash about his acting.

⤷ That’s why it’s infuriating.

⤷ You don’t get it—that’s why people want to find fault.

⤷ Find fault with what, idiot? Lee Seoul has no private life to dig into.

⤷ lol, don’t you know the creepier someone seems, the more suspicious they are?

⤷ Says the creepiest one here, unaware of their own creepiness. That’s the real horror.

There was nothing to criticize, so it wasn’t even fun.

Bullying is only satisfying if there’s a reaction, after all.

On the other hand, what about Seo Saheon?

He debuted out of nowhere as a magazine model, sweeping every community with just three photoshoot images. His start was extraordinary.

No one could deny the aesthetic perfection of a man in a flowing N-brand nightgown, dragging a shotgun on the floor, captured in black-and-white half-nude. The next scene, where he held a worn-out Bible with K-brand necklace dangling from his teeth, despite his face being the furthest thing from devout, was equally stunning. But what truly made Seo Saheon famous was the final shot.

Even with the sunset glow touching his cheek, his eyes were pitch black.

With a wedding ring—symbolizing eternity—resting on the tip of his tongue, the man stared into the lens, a priest’s Roman collar visible around his neck.

His features, zoomed in to highlight the jewelry, were strikingly beautiful but carried an equally unsettling edge. That peculiar aura captivated not just the general public but transcended dimensions, making even otakus’ hearts race.

He trended on real-time SNS, with hundreds of posts asking for details about the model. The magazine he appeared in and the products he wore sold out, and casting offers flooded his agency.

In a word, insane buzz.

The chaos caused by a single debut photoshoot left even his agency’s CEO dumbfounded.

But the problem came after that.

[Anonymous] Is this guy some kind of scandal magnet muse?

Every breath he takes is a scandal.

It’s legit bizarre how every lunatic in existence is drawn to him. Dopamine overload;

• lol, idols should be bowing to him. All the famous scandal-mongers got lured away by his pied piper vibes lol

⤷ Especially JJ and YSH—they owe him a ritual or something;

⤷ That’s why their fans do proxy worship… They say they cry just hearing his name.

⤷ lololololololololol

• How does a celebrity get nicknamed the Scandal Muse?

⤷ Scandal Tow Truck Guy, is that for real?

⤷ But he sues everyone and sends them to jail, lol.

⤷ Scandal Junkyard Guy, damn.

⤷ Sacrificial saint, insane; God Saheonㅜ

• Legit, he’s a scandal detector—if someone’s into him, 99% chance they’re trouble.

⤷ #1 celebrity you hope doesn’t get chummy with other stars.

⤷ lol, at this point, only lunatics get heart flutters for him, right?

Exactly as they said.

Through a few photoshoots, fashion shows, ad campaigns, and even minor drama roles, his fame grew, but he was swept up in every kind of gossip imaginable. The malicious attention and instigation were so intense they were almost grotesque, enough to drive a normal person insane.

Yet, astonishingly, Seo Saheon didn’t even flinch.

Far from it—he carried out public executions in the name of the law hundreds of times, as if it were only natural.

When searching for Seo Saheon, the keyword “lawsuit” inevitably popped up in related searches, leading some to wonder, “No smoke without fire…?” But public sentiment quickly cooled. It was impossible not to see it.

Yeah, this is arson.

Seo Saheon was getting torched every hour.

Forget smoke from a chimney—people were confident they wouldn’t be shocked even if breaking news claimed he’d killed someone.

That’s why the sudden two-shot with Lee Seoul sparked such intense disbelief. The national actor with the cleanest private life in South Korea and a model whose reputation was a chaotic ruin? No one wanted to believe it. No, they couldn’t believe it.

Our actor, besties—beyond bromance, prenatal education buddies—with Scandal Detector?

There was even a rumor that getting tangled with him meant ruin within months, so Lee Seoul’s fans collectively collapsed in despair.

But months, no, years passed, and Lee Seoul continued his career without a single issue. In fact, as if mocking those rumors, his already flawless acting skills soared even higher.

So when news suddenly broke about the two appearing on a variety show together, everyone scoffed…

Mildo✔ @sldkfe · June 20

They keep saying Lee Seoul is doing a variety show, but our actor doesn’t do that. The rumor about him being friends with Seo Saheon is fake too lol. Can you even imagine those two together? I sure can’t.

Mildo✔ @sldkfe · June 24

Listen up, guys.

What if it’s not a variety show but a “new project”? lol

They say the working title is Best Friend Swap.

Mildo✔ @sldkfe · July 10

Lee Seoul has this thing where he gets flustered by others’ kindness. He’s armed with politeness and warmth, but he’s got this deep line drawn inside him. He’s the type to seduce you and then look at you awkwardly. And I find that insanely hot.

│

If I asked, “Sunbae, can’t we date?” he’d probably stop mid-homework, look at me, and sigh, unable to hide that he’s already got a truckload of people like me. But he’s not entirely cold, so you can feel him worrying about how to let you down gently. I’ve already been heartbroken about forty times just from that.

⤷ SeoSaheonFanClub @8skj43TWI8GLK7z

Lmao, you’re getting rejected like it’s breathing. Just stan him already.

⤷ Mildo✔ @sldkfe

Our actor doesn’t interact, damn it. #PrayingForLawsuit_Day2342

⤷ DDG @UUuu0_0 · July 10

Mildo, why aren’t you into Seo Saheon? They’re supposed to be besties.

⤷ Mildo✔ @sldkfe

First off, they’re not besties, and that guy’s got twelve other hookups besides me.

⤷ DDG @UUuu0_0

Lol, that weirdly specific number is infuriating, huh?

⤷ homeFive @hhhh5

Twelve hookups is realistic? Wash the semen out of your brain, pleaseㅠ

⤷ Mildo✔ @sldkfe

Leave him alone, it’s spinal fluid.

Mildo✔ @sldkfe · July 28

Lololololololol? This is real? Their agency’s lost it, huh? Just to cover up Seo Saheon’s scandals, they’re actually selling out Lee Seoul? For real? Where does that guy live? Let me pay my respects once; I’ll decide if it’s one time or twoㅠ

WY Official✔ @WYTV_original · June 3

Photoshopped, right? But these best friends are real…

WY Original <best friend=”” swap=””></best>

Premiering August 14!

#WY #WYTV #BestFriendSwap #SeoSaheon #LeeSeoul #YejuYeol #YoonHyuk

Mildo✔ @sldkfe · August 4

I need bleach.

Please send some.

They say it’s at the convenience store?

Lol, okay.

It wasn’t a mistake. No matter how much they denied and double-denied, the cast names tagged on the program’s official account didn’t change. My actor is finally doing a variety show, and I’m not even happy about it? No, I’m thrilled to see him. But his partner is Scandal Detector. I really want to watch, you know? But how am I supposed to imagine chemistry between Seo Saheon and my actor?

As the premiere date approached, Lee Seoul’s fans, tormented by conflicting emotions, started losing their minds and searching for bleach in the supermarket’s fresh produce section, ready to chug it on the rocks.

At least I’ll see my actor’s face one last time before I go…

With that mindset, they clicked to watch the first episode of Best Friend Swap.

Mildo✔ @sldkfe · 1 minute ago

Seo Saheon… you crazy bastard…

What am I even watching right now…?

They had no choice but to collapse in despair for an entirely different reason.