EFME 73

Title: God Sunyul……

(Video)

One shot, one kill

For reference, almost all those monsters are B-rank

Comments

—I pissed myself

└Tsk tsk, before you pissed your pants, you should have watched it naked like me

└Why didn’t you tell me before my pants got soaked yellow

└They have good adult diapers these days, you should have worn those and watched

└Amateurs, I watched while sitting on the toilet

└I didn’t know such a good method ㅠㅠ

└My floor turned yellow, how do I clean it?

└It smells like piss in here

└Why did this good video get so dirty

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Title: God Sunyul……

(Video)

One shot, one kill

For reference, almost all those monsters are B-rank

===No dirty talk allowed===

Comments

—Did you reupload it LMAOooooooooo

—Hahahahahahaahhhhahahahhhahahahahahaha he must have hated it so muchㅠ

└Don’t get my Sunyul dirty

—Is that Sharpshooter’s Mana Bullets? lol Insane

—It was cute when he shot one or two, but the impact is insane when hundreds fly at once

Title: The majesty of an EX-rank *shiver shiver*

Fuck, I pissed myself

Comments

—So strongㅠ

└Fuck, are you sure he’s not an offense-type character? He’s so damn strong

—What is that, why is it so strong; is it a new skill?

└I think he had it already? This (Link)

└The scale is different though

└Because his rank is different from back then *shiver shiver*

└Originally it looked like he could barely make a few dozen, but now he creates hundreds at once

└A few dozen is no joke, but hundreds is for real lol The power itself is different too

└For real, with its original power, he probably couldn’t have one-shot the monsters??

Title: This is really driving me crazy

They said his memories haven’t even all come back, and a kid like that is saving people

I’m seriously going crazy because of the humanity this kid shows

Comments

—I want to tell him to take care of himself, but then I see the people who were saved thanks to Sunyul and I can’t say that ㅠㅠ This is tough

—He’s a true hero of this era, they need to build a statue of him along with Kwon Muyoung

—Take care of your health, Sunyul ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

—Let’s confine him like an emperor so he can’t overdo it

└Mr. Kwon Muyoung, we’re counting on you

—I’m seriously hitting my forehead….. What are you……. After being tormented by people like that, you’re still going around saving others…….. You really ㅠㅠ I think I’m gonna lose it…..

Title: Decided to live a god-tier life because of Sunyul (Warning: gross photo)

Not kidding, I really decided to live properly because of Sunyul. My house was a trash heap haha

(Photo of a trash-filled house)

It’s really serious, right? I just lived like this.

It was hard and I felt like no one cared about me, but when I read about Sunyul’s trait.. he lost 5 years trying to save even someone like me. I’m grateful, and I also feel sorry for living like this after he saved me, so I decided to clean the house.

It was so dirty I had to call a company to clean it and it cost me millions of won, but I’m satisfied.

Sunyul doesn’t know me, but I’m going to live treasuring myself from now on, thinking that Sunyul did this for me.

Comments

That’s amazing, you worked hard

— *shiver shiver* gross ugh it probably still smells

└Ignore the troll

—If Sunyul finds out he helped someone, he’ll definitely be happy too

└That’s right ㅠㅠ You did really well

Title: Lim Sunyul’s skillset is insane haha

He attacks, he casts buffs, he defends, he warps, he self-heals, and he flies, he does it all by himself

An all-rounder jack-of-all-trades, but usually when a character is this versatile, their stats are mediocre too, but Lim Sunyul is strong

Seems like he’s living life on his own

Comments

—They say Lim Sunyul’s physical strength is so crap he lost an arm-wrestling match to a C-rank hunter

└Right, they said his stats were all dumped into mana

└Shit, even that part of him is so damn cute

—Plus, that warp is the best in the world, right? That’s why he was the only one who could enter the fissure no one else could…

└Ah

└Ah ah ㅠㅠ

Title: Is it true Sunyul collapsed after defeating the monsters??

An article came out

Comments

—What is this

└Gasp, Sunyul

└Ah

└ㅠㅠ…

└No way

—Don’t be sick

—I really hope to god this is fake news

—Maybe there’s something wrong with his body

└Stop talking nonsense and shut up

└What do you mean something’s wrong, you son of a bitch

└You want to get sued haha

└Something wrong, what something wrong;; Let’s not speak carelessly

└Can’t I even say it?

└Yeah, you can’t

└Just keep your mouth shut

Title: They say the collapse was unfounded

It’s true he felt a slight headache, but it was absolutely not enough to make him collapse and he’s perfectly fine now!

What a relief

Comments

—Phew

—That trashy reporter bastard should check the facts properly before writing an article

└For real, fuck, I was so scared

└Beat the crap out of that reporter

—Why did he get a headache ㅠㅠ Don’t be sick, Sunyul

Title: You don’t have to be God Sunyul

It’s okay if you’re Crap Sunyul

As long as Sunyul is happy

Comments

—Me too

—Me too

—Be happy, Sunyul

—I’ll somehow destroy anything that hurts you ㅠㅠ So be happy

└If this guy can’t do it, Kwon Muyoung will, so you have to be happy

└You’re entrusting it to Kwon Muyoung? But it seems like Kwon Muyoung would do it

└ㅠㅠ He’s the most reliable

—Sunyul has to be happy

—Protect Sunyul’s happiness

—Let’s kill the trolls and let Sunyul be happy

└Are there still bastards trolling?

└Even if there are, they just get beaten down and disappear haha, he’s talking about past trolls

└Ah, okay, I was about to go kill them, that’s a relief

Title: They’re applying attempted murder charges to Yoon Garam

Such a relief

Comments

—Fuck, I was scared they’d just call it property damage or some bullshit

└If they did that, I would have really killed him

└Hah, what a huge relief

—What about that bastard Pedro

└They say he’s getting a ton of flak in his own country, but there’s probably no way to punish him furtherㅠ

└I believe Kwon Muyoung will send an assassin or something

Must-Read Notice

Conscientiously, any bastards who badmouthed Sunbam should not comment here and should go fuck off to the Han River instead.

Comments

How is this a must-read

➥I acknowledge this is the most important notice

The fact that Sunbam, with no memories, had nowhere to go and had to live at Muyoung’s place

And even though everyone found out his memories and he has plenty of places to go, the fact that he’s still not leaving Eopyoung’s house and living with him

makes my heart swell

Comments

At first, I thought the Office of Special Abilities would take charge of him, but I didn’t know Eopyoung would continue to be in charge.

➥Seriously, stop dating so obviously

Why did Eopyoung defend Sunbam all by himself when Sunbam’s identity wasn’t even revealed?

➥This can only be called love

It’s their newlywed home, you know.

➥Are they living together before even having a ceremony?

➥The progress is so damn fast, his hands must be fast too

➥That’s obvious

Isn’t Eopyoung a thief?

Originally, the six-year age gap was okay, but now Sunbam is still the same, he’s a babyㅠ Is an eleven-year gap okay?

Eopyoung should humanely pay more taxes.

Comments

Legally, it’s a six-year gap, so it’s fine.

It’s more delicious because it’s an eleven-year gap.

➥That’s what I was thinking when I wrote this post??

➥Ah, sorry, turns out you have good taste lol

It’s my headcanon that Eopyoung is a doting-top only for Sunbam.

Eopyoung, who only ever played the role of an absolute-top possessive-top wherever he went, is a doting-top for Sunbam.

Eopyoung eating a marshmallow just because Sunbam roasted it for him.

I want to become a Cheongyeon guild member and stalk Eop-Sun, I wouldn’t even need a salary then.

Comments

What’s this about a marshmallow? Is it real?

➥It’s real, God Chaeyoung mentioned it on Outsta

➥The leader of Eop-Sun shippers, Light Chaeyoungㅠ

The fact that Eop-Sun is a bottom who does everything the top wants.

➥This ship is sailing

I usually consume angst, grimdark, tragedy, hardcore stuff, but

For Eop-Sun, just be happy.

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I can’t bring myself to torment Sunbam.

➥It feels like I’m giving up on being human.

I was writing an Eop-Sun kidnapping-confinement fic but ended up making it an emperor-style confinement.

Eopyoung is gonna totally devour Sunbam.

With Eopyoung’s personality, there’s no way he’d go easy on Sunbam no matter how nice and gentle Sunbam isㅠ I feel like he’d torment him a lotㅠ I mean this in a thrilling way.

Comments

The dirty talk is going to be insane, isn’t it?

➥Obviously, Sunbam is gonna hear it and cry, isn’t he?

➥And I hope he makes him cry even more while he’s crying, don’t you?

➥Cry from both top and bottom, Sunbam.

No matter what, Eopyoung is a coercive-top vs. Eopyoung with that face is a doting-top limited to Sunbam

Which side are you on?

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The former.

➥Me too, the former.

Definitely the latter.

➥Death to the former.

➥Hardcore doting-top supporter.

➥Look at Eopyoung’s eyes when he looks at Sunbam, that’s love.

➥If it’s Eop-Sun, let’s agree on the latter.

The former.

➥Look at this lack of unity, this alone proves he’s a doting-top.

➥What are you talking about?

Humanely, if he took Sunbam in, he has to be a doting-top, how dare he make him suffer?? The latter.

➥When you put it like that, I have no choice but to pick the latter.

➥Of course, because the latter is the truth.

No matter how crazy I am for homo stuff, isn’t it a bit much to ship Sunyul with a guy?

Do you really want to do this with a kid who disappeared for 5 years and just came back?

Comments

Use a search-block tag, you crazy bitch.

We’re just doing what we were doing 5 years ago again.

➥You too? Me too.

➥Me too.

I was just standing by, it’s Sunbam who’s dating Eopyoung.

➥Are you insane?

➥You’re the one trapped in prejudice, you should support their love.

➥This one’s a true believer.

⊹₊｡ꕤ˚₊⊹

My head ached for a long time, but it got better around the time I arrived at Muyoung’s house.

Muyoung had not yet returned home. As he let Sunyul into the empty house, Yoonjae wore a very worried expression.

“Are you really going to be okay here?”

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

“How about going somewhere else, just for today?”

“It’s okay. I’m comfortable here.”

As Sunyul’s expression worsened the more he spoke, Yoonjae had no choice but to back down.

“…Alright. If you say so, there’s nothing I can do.”

“Yeah, thanks for taking me home.”

“Get some good rest.”

Sunyul saw Yoonjae off and went up to the second floor to fill the bathtub with water. He added bath salts and got into the water, but his mood didn’t particularly improve.

Sunyul curled up in the water, terrified. Of himself, who had handled the series of events so naturally.

It might be better to do nothing at all than to do something and needlessly stimulate his memories.

The constellation had said it was the natural course of things, but even if that were true, Sunyul wanted to postpone regaining his memories as much as possible.

‘That’s what I wanted. Right?’

The constellation did not answer. In that silence, Sunyul was convinced that his words were the truth.

Sunyul got out of the tub and crawled into bed. His warm, relaxed body was in a good state for sleep, regardless of Sunyul’s will.

Should I wait for Muyoung or just sleep? He thought for a moment… but before he could continue to ponder, Sunyul fell asleep just like that.

From the next day, Muyoung was scheduled to enter a dungeon for several days. Muyoung, seeing Sunyul who had woken up early in the morning rubbing his sleepy eyes, looked at him with worried eyes.

“Will you really be okay by yourself?”

“Of course.”

“Maybe you should stay somewhere else…”

“…That’s a bit uncomfortable for me. I’m better off staying alone.”

Muyoung, who knew that Sunyul had been told off after going to Jaehoon’s house before, sighed and nodded instead of pressing further.

Of course, Sunyul’s situation was different now from then, but he himself was still feeling a similar discomfort.

“Then get some rest.”

“Yes, have a safe trip.”

After seeing Muyoung off, Sunyul immediately shut himself in his room. And he started to sleep. After sleeping for a long time, Juyoung would come to wake him when it was time.

“Mr. Sunyul, it’s time to eat.”

“I’m fine.”

In any case, Sunyul’s body was one that did not feel hunger. There was no need to eat food. Thinking that, it became even more of a bother. Sunyul didn’t move an inch from his bed.

While he was lying down, messages flew in ceaselessly.

Hunter Kim Jaehoon

Hey, are you alive?

Show your face at the guild, or Kwon Muyoung is gonna throw a fit.

Dakyung

Sunyul hyung ㅠㅠ what are you doing

Can I come over??

Come play at the guild ㅠㅠ I’m bored

Hunter Lee Bada

Sunyul, are you okay? I think you pushed yourself a little… I’m worried you might have overdone it ㅠㅠ

Did you eat something delicious? You need to replenish your energy, did Kwon Muyoung make you something? If not, I was thinking of buying you something… What are you doing?

You must be really tired, right? Rest for now and contact me when you see this later

Esper Go Yoonjae

Sunyul, did you get a good rest yesterday? lol

Kwon Muyoung was being a jerkㅡㅡ I don’t know if he treated you well.

Contact me lol

My prettiest Heena noona

Sunyul ㅠㅠ I keep missing you because I’m busy ㅠㅠ You were amazing yesterday!!

I heard you don’t have all your memories ㅠㅠ But let’s definitely meet next time, without Park Haemin haha, okay??

Hunter Park Haemin

Hey, meet with me without Park Heena.

…He really received a lot of messages.

Sunyul didn’t reply and left them alone. Still, the messages steadily kept coming. No, rather, even more messages came, and he even received phone calls.

Sunyul continued to ignore them, but as it got increasingly noisy, he had no choice but to answer the incoming calls and explain himself. That he just wanted to rest quietly.

Thanks to that, on the third day, he was able to rest without any disturbances. Lying blankly without doing anything, Sunyul stared at a corner of the room.

[The ‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ laments that even after they took this out for you, you’re still acting miserable.]

[The ‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ nags you to stop this and go out and play or something.]

He could turn off messages and calls, but it was just a pity that he couldn’t turn off the constellation’s nagging.

It’s so annoying. I just want to keep sleeping…

“Lim Sunyul.”

Startled by the neat voice from above his head, Sunyul opened his eyes.

Without him knowing when he had arrived, Muyoung was there.

“Guild Master?”

In disbelief, Sunyul sat up, rubbing his eyes.

“Are you back?”

“Yes.”

“Ah… did you have a safe trip? You’re not hurt anywhere?”

“And you.”

“I’ve been fine, of course.”

“It didn’t seem like it.”

Sunyul’s eyes darted back and forth.

“I heard you didn’t eat and didn’t take a single step out of your room.”

“Uh… um…”

He tried to make an excuse, but it was no use. Should I have silenced those around me? Sunyul regretted it too late, but it was already too late.

Muyoung didn’t seem particularly angry. Nor did he look happy. If he had to say… he looked a bit down. In front of Muyoung, who was exuding a gloomy aura, Sunyul naturally bowed his head.

“Why did you do that?”

“I just… didn’t have anything to do.”

“Is that really the reason?”

Not wanting to lie, Sunyul kept his mouth shut.

“Are you planning to stay cooped up?”

“Is that not okay?”

“No.”

“…It’s not?”

He had expected him to say it was okay, but Muyoung was unexpectedly firm.

“I won’t let you stay for free.”

“Sh… should I give you money?”

Sunyul asked in a dumbfounded voice. The money… he couldn’t give it with Muyoung’s card, and he thought there was something in his inventory, so maybe he could sell that.

“I don’t have it now, but on credit…”

“Stop talking nonsense and follow me.”

“…Right now?”

“Yes.”

Muyoung was firm. Sunyul hoped he wasn’t serious, but Muyoung was not a man who enjoyed jokes.

“Are you going out right away too, Guild Master? You just got back from the dungeon.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“Let’s rest and then go out, okay?”

“Get ready.”

Sunyul’s attempt to dissuade him, even a little, was completely ineffective. With no other choice, Sunyul, half-crying, got ready to go out.