EFME 40
by mimi[Title: (Cong) Sunyul Island Dungeon New Record Broken (rats)]
Previous Record 91 hours 32 minutes —> New Record 76 hours 48 minutes
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—Ha, for real, that’s amazing ㅠㅠ So cool. This is what a country is.
└I’m only intermittently proud of Hell Joseon, and today is that day lol
—Kya, congrats congrats congrats congrats congrats congrats congrats. That was seriously freaking awesome.
—(Group photo right after coming out of the dungeon.jpg) Everyone worked hard.
└It’s legendary how they shortened the record without anyone getting seriously hurt.
—They shortened it by over ten hours. Did they do drugs or something?
└They drink potions, you know.
└Who do you think was talking about that kind of drug, you fucking idiot?
└It was just a joke, why are you suddenly flipping out?
└Maybe it’s a Utopia guild member who wishes Cheongyeon was a druggie.
└That’s plausible lololololololol
└No I’m not?? FFS.
—It’s not drugs, it must be thanks to Go Yoonjae. They went from two S-ranks to three, so it’s over-spec lol
└This is it. A dungeon like Sunyul Island Park is totally doable with just two, so of course they’d break the record with three.
└They just brute-forced it with numbers, it’s no big deal, but they’re acting like it deserves congratulations.
└Hey, they broke the record, can’t we just congratulate them?
—Comments are a mess FFS.
[Title: Stop obsessing over the record]
Just because the time was shorter doesn’t mean it was a more successful dungeon clear… Time is just a number.
I don’t get why everyone keeps obsessing over the record.
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—Hey, shit, how much did we even talk about it for you to tell us to stop obsessing?
└I’m saying it because it’s always so noisy because of the record.
—Yeah, if it’s noisy then just leave, or why don’t you post more yourself lol. You should be posting something proper instead of throwing a shitfit because things aren’t going your fucking way.
└lolol
└fr, they must be on the forums all day ㅠㅠ Go outside and get some fresh air.
└So fucking true.
[Title: My honest opinion]
If it were any other three S-ranks, they wouldn’t have gotten 76 hours.
It’s because it was a Kwon Muyoung, Kim Jaehoon, Go Yoonjae party that they got 76 hours.
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—Agreed.
—This is it.
—I looked up dungeons similar to Sunyul Island Park, and they’re almost all around the 90-hour mark lol. There was even a case where four S-ranks went in, and it was in the 80s.
└They aren’t the exact same dungeon, so you can’t apply the same standard.
└Yeah, but even considering that, it’s fast lol
└The dungeon judged to be the most similar is the Borgarnes S-11 dungeon, and the record for that with three S-ranks is 88 hours.
—All their last names start with a ‘G’ sound.
—The fact that they got 76 hours while carrying baggage is just legendary lol
└Who’s the baggage?
└Yiili.
[Title: Is this whole mess happening even after a new record because of that Kwon-something guy??]
??
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—Seems like it.
—His star power is insane.
—What kind of people are Kwon Muyoung’s haters? Their fighting power is insane.
└fr, there can’t be that many of them.
└You have to be that vicious to hate Kwon Muyoung in Korea.
└Ah, that’s true.
—It seems like Kwon Muyoung’s antis have recently rallied together too.
└Why??
└Because of Yiili.
└I didn’t hate Kwon Muyoung either, you know?? But I came to despise him after Yiili.
└I was disappointed back then too, but oh well.
└Kwon Muyoung must have his reasons.
[Title: Kwon Muyoung is so damn handsome]
Kwon Muyoung, ffs, why is even his item a suit and a coat?
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—To drive me crazy.
└Heh.
└lol
—I’ll never forget the first time Kwon Muyoung showed up in a three-piece suit…
└fr. He was definitely a seventeen-year-old chick still in a school uniform, but before I knew it, he came back as a man.
└Muyoung oppa ㅠㅠ
└lol, isn’t he more like a nephew?
└Actually, he’s like an older brother.
└For Kwon Muyoung, I’d be willing to become gay.
└Please consider Kwon Muyoung’s perspective too.
[Title: But why did Yoonjae-nim clear it with them?]
Aren’t he and Kwon Muyoung not on good terms?
I doubt the Cheongyeon guild would need support from the Ability Management Office, so why did they go together?
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—Because of Yiili.
└Is this a fact?
└What other reason could there be besides Yiili?
└Why did Yiili go in?
└Because the Sunyul Island Dungeon is the dungeon where Yiili was discovered, so it must be for research purposes.
└Like the comment above said, it was for research purposes (Article link).
—Are Kwon Muyoung and Go Yoonjae not on good terms?
└It’s famous.
[Title: Why are Go Yoonjae and Kwon Muyoung not on good terms?]
I didn’t know they had a bad relationship.
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—It’s a rumor.
└(Two people not even looking at each other.jpg) What do you mean, rumor lol.
└Don’t just make assumptions because they weren’t looking at each other in one moment.
└If their relationship is bad, you call it bad. What else would you call it? lol
—I don’t know why their relationship is bad… There’s no particular reason for it to be bad… I just looked one day and their relationship was bad…
—Wasn’t Go Yoonjae a Kwon Muyoung fan?
└Just look at his hunter name lol
└There’s no fun in watching Hunter Name because of Kwon Muyoung. Other countries have so many funny ones.
└Back when he awakened, he was probably a Kwon Muyoung fan, yeah. I mean, at that age, fewer people dislike Kwon Muyoung than like him lol. But there’s a high possibility his fantasy was shattered after meeting him in person.
└Was he dirty when it came to work? I heard that Kwon Muyoung is good at handling his work, if nothing else… Hmm, who knows.
[Title: Repost) Cheongyeon Guild after-party photos]
Let’s stop fighting and look at some peaceful after-party photos lol
Source: Cheongyeon Guild’s Shim Chaeyoung-nim’s Outstar
(After-party group1.jpg)
(After-party group2.jpg)
(Gathered together and smiling brightly.jpg)
(One shot.jpg)
(Round 2 at karaoke.jpg)
(Singing passionately.jpg)
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—As expected of Chaeyoung-nim ㅠㅠ So nice to see, so heartwarming.
└God-Chaeyoung ㅠㅠ A good summon comes to a good person.
└Her summon being a doggy is so cute.
—I heard they all went voluntarily? They look so happy even though they’re with their guild master, it’s nice.
└You have to smile to get by in society.
└I don’t think Kwon Muyoung is the type to care whether someone is forcing a smile or not lol.
└That’s also true.
—Yiili is there too.
—Yiili blends in so naturally.
└They look like they get along??
└I guess spending 3 nights and 4 days rubbing up against each other would make them get along.
└He’s got a strong stomach, to think he knows what that thing is.
└Hey, fuck, they were just in a party together, why are you saying they were “rubbing up against each other”?
[Title: I was super wary of Yiili at first, but now I don’t know]
They say he’s just like a person, so I’m wondering if I should keep on like this.
Looking at the photo from before, he just looked like a person.
I’m starting to think it’s too much to hate and ostracize an intelligent and emotional life form based on our standards.
It’s giving me a lot to think about.
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—I agree with all of this.
—Same here. If he didn’t react at all, I wouldn’t know, but they say he’s just like a person? Then he’d get his feelings hurt too ㅠㅠ It feels a bit wrong to keep hating him.
└He’s soft-hearted too ㅠ They say he gets gloomy if you just glare at him walking around the Cheongyeon guild.
└ㅠㅠ ah, poor thing.
—Hey, snap out of it. Who knows if he’s actually a bioweaponㅡㅡ
└We need to dissect him.
—Don’t come to a post about feeling sorry for him to say this, go write your own post.
[Title: For all you bastards who feel sorry for Yiili]
If Yiili looked like a cockroach, would you still feel pity for him?
Snap out of it.
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—In the first place, he doesn’t look like a cockroach, so what’s with the cockroach talk?
└fr lol, if there’s someone who looks like a cockroach, bring them here and then we’ll talk.
—He doesn’t look like a cockroach, he looks like an angel.
└Don’t stan him just for his looks.
└I wasn’t stanning him. I just felt sorry for him.
—Then I would’ve thrown an apple..
└lololololololololol
—Yep, I’m feeling sorry for him because of his face ^^ In a dirty world where ugly bastards pretend to be handsome, I can take his side after he’s cleansed my eyes with his looks.
└ffs, looks aren’t everything.
└To me, they are.
[Title: The way Kwon Muyoung looks at Yiili]
Am I the only one who sees it as a romantic gaze?
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—Yeah, just you.
└? Go get LASIK surgery. Anyone can see it’s a romantic gaze.
—It’s not quite a romantic gaze, but it is affectionate.
└I’ll let you off if you go put in some eyedrops.
└?
—You’re just fishing for the answer you want, you bastard lololololololol
[Title: What do you guys think about Yiili being related to the rifts?]
I’m really suspicious, you know.
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—Oh, you’re here?
—Perennial post;
—He’s a bit of a weird kid, but I don’t think he’s something grand enough to be connected to the rifts.
└I agree lol
—It’s Ms. Valeria’s opinion, so I can’t really trust it~
└fr lol
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Sunyul stared at the item placed before him as if it were fascinating. Inside the box were several small, coin-sized metal plates.
“Is this that… machine that examines you when you dream?”
“Something like that.”
It was an item Muyoung had borrowed by asking Heena and Huieun.
Of course, it wasn’t just a simple request. He had given them a considerable amount of mana stones, made them sign a secrecy oath, and then explained the situation to receive the item.
“It will check how mana moves in your body, whether skills are being used, and if there are any system reactions.”
“Is something like that possible?”
“It’s not a one hundred percent accurate machine. The system reaction side, especially, has a lot of errors.”
Mana and skill usage could be measured with relative accuracy, but system reactions were a field where research had yielded little progress, so he couldn’t be certain.
In Sunyul’s case, there were clear system-related abnormalities, such as being classified as an item by the system or having broken parts in his system description, so it seemed necessary to look into that side of things as well, but…….
To check things a little more reliably, he would have to go to some kind of research institute. Of course, if he escalated things that far, the Ability Management Office would obviously find out, so he decided to be satisfied with a simple device.
Not that he intended to entrust him to a research institute, even if it wasn’t the Ability Management Office. They would undoubtedly fixate on the research while putting Sunyul’s suffering on the back burner, and there was no way he could stand by and watch that happen.
“It will be difficult to figure it out all at once. But if we keep observing, we should be able to find some meaningful results.”
“Okay.”
“You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. I can’t guarantee we’ll find anything.”
“No, I’ll do it.”
Sunyul shook his head and said firmly.
“I didn’t expect to figure it out right away anyway. It’s not urgent, so……”
“You said you were anxious.”
“That’s all the more reason I have to do it. I’m trying not to rush.”
“……Alright.”
Although Sunyul said he was fine, Muyoung didn’t want to keep watching Sunyul’s condition as it was. Sunyul looked to be in too much pain when he dreamed. He could only pray for results as quickly as possible.
“So, what should I do now?”
“Take it off.”
“……Pardon?”
“It needs to be attached to bare skin. You don’t have to take everything off, just your shirt.”
“……”
Muyoung said it as if it were no big deal, but Sunyul was beginning to quickly regret his decision.
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