EFME 20
by mimi[Title: Heard Kwon Muyoung and Jang Bumjin had a dogfight]
Apparently, one of them got their ass kicked
Comments
—Who got their ass kicked
└You think Kwon Muyoung got his ass kicked? Obviously, it was Jang Bumjin
└Even though Jang Bumjin is a total weakling compared to Kwon Muyoung, is 6 ranks lower, and gets his ass handed to him here and there, a miracle could have happened and he might have barely beaten Kwon Muyoung. That’s so meanㅠ
└You’re the mean one, you bastard
[Title: Why does JBJ even bother picking a fight]
He can’t even win
Comments
—There’s a rumor that Kwon Muyoung threw the first punch
└Isn’t Hunter Kwon not the type of person to do that
└tsk tsk talk sense
—It’s true that Kwon Muyoung hit first (Link to news article)
└Huh? No way
└??I’ll wait until something definite comes out
[Title: Are you dissing our >>Supreme One<<]
He’s the Supreme One lol
Comments
—Lol what the hell was he thinking naming his Hunter ID ‘Supreme One’
└He’s not even second in line, he’s 7th, what’s so supreme about himㅠㅠ
└In Utopia, he is the Su.preme.One.
—Don’t drag him for his Hunter ID, a person can name it without thinking, dammit
└The master of cringey pasts has arrived
—Why didn’t the Supreme One just use his real name like everyone else
└He hates Kwon Muyoung, doesn’t he? Lmao he probably wanted to winㅇㅇ
└He dreams big, for real
[Title: So it’s true Kwon Muyoung threw the first punch]
Heard Kwon Muyoung got dragged to a holding cell, later skaters
Comments
—For real?
—He hasn’t gone in a while lol it’s been a long time
└FR, about 10 years ago he used to go all the time lol
[Title: What happened to the Utopia Guild Leader?]
Every article says something different
Comments
—Heard he sucked an A-rank healer dry of mana for treatment, seems like he was hurt badly
└Kwon Muyoung beats people up like that??
└Omg so now there are kids who don’t know how Kwon Muyoung beats people up
└He’s gotten calmer… In his early twenties, he used to beat the hunters who got on his nerves half to death all the time, so there was talk of revoking his hunter license…
└Thinking about it now, it’s hilarious. What kind of guts did they have to talk about revoking Kwon Muyoung’s license? lol
└If they had revoked it, an S-rank hunter would’ve been leaked overseas, whoa gives me the creeps
[Title: JBJ isn’t weak either, but his opponent…]
Well, when it’s Rank 1 vs Rank 7, Rank 7 is bound to get destroyed
Comments
—Hunter rankings aren’t just based on strength, contributions are checked too
└? Honestly, Kwon Muyoung is the undisputed No. 1 in our country, he’s No. 1 in the world rankings too lol
└FR, Noah or Ruoxin probably have higher contributions, right? But the fact that Kwon Muyoung is No. 1 means he’s the strongest haha
└Ah, my national pride is swelling
└Someone else got beat up and you’re sitting here talking about national pride
└Then he shouldn’t have gotten beat up, why provoke Kwon Muyoung
└This person is a total asshole
└Why are you so madㅠㅠ Are you Bumjin? Your injuries must hurt, so go wash up and sleep, Bumjin-ah
[Title: So why did he beat him up]
At least tell us the reason
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—Curious
└ㅠㅠEven the articles are all vague
└I feel like he must have had a reason to hit him
—Maybe his skill slipped
└ㅇㅇ He used a skill and might have accidentally hit him
—Tell me what you guys know
└The people’s right to know, etc.
[Title: Honestly, it was so satisfying to see JBJ get beat up]
Just being the guild master of Shittopia is reason enough to get beat up
Comments
—Agreed
—They’re a 3rd-rate guild that can’t even get to second place, but their abuse of power is number 1 haha
└Their pride is insane too, as if they wouldn’t have gone to Cheongyeon or Eunha if they could have
—Don’t say a word unless you’ve run a dungeon with an Ootopia guild member, they’re total fucking assholes
└What the hell is Utopia like that everyone who runs with them says this
└hehe…
└lol;
└It’s a shame I can’t say anything because of the NDA ^^
[Title: JBJ’s private life is also kinda…]
The club photo leak and all… mm…
Comments
—Just because he did something wrong, does that mean it’s okay for him to get hit?
└This is off-topic, but I just brought it up since we were talking about JBJ…
—JBJ is gross ㅡㅡ Heard he does it with men too
└You’re so close-minded for this day and age
└Heard he doesn’t discriminate between men and women lol
—The reason he recruited KKY for a huge sum was to use her as a ‘cure shuttle’ so he wouldn’t get detected while doing drugs, right? lol
└This rumor is still going around
└KKY is really something else too lolol Rejecting Cheongyeon and Eunha for Shittopia lol
└He can go wherever pays more, you’re just hating for no reason
[Title: Like Kwon Muyoung’s private life is so cleanㅡㅡ]
He used to fool around with tons of women too, they’re both just as dirty as each other
Comments
—Come on, how many women could Kwon Muyoung have dated lol. You’re not counting the scandals, are you?
└It’s pathetic to bring up scandals they themselves denied
—Hasn’t it been a long time since he dated anyone
└Yeah, almost 6? 7 years?
└He probably has a non-celebrity girlfriend or a hidden one
└They say he really doesn’t. He apparently comes to the guild every day without a single day off..
└FR, he’s married to his work
—Looks like a Shittopia guild member has arrived
└Stop trying to frame people for everything ㅡㅡ
└The way you’re getting defensive proves it
—There’s one thing Kwon Muyoung is missing hehe me
└Are you crazy
└Grandma, it’s time for your medicine
[Title: Doesn’t Kwon Muyoung seem gay?]
He must have a boyfriend in the guild
There’s no way someone with that face, that body, and that wealth wouldn’t have a lover otherwise
Comments
—Get rid of the prejudice that everyone has to be dating
└But Kwon Muyoung used to date and then suddenly stopped ㅇㅅㅇ It’s suspicious
—Then who’s the boyfriend?
└Either Kim Jaehoon or Lee Bada
└Isn’t there also Jeong Dakyung
└Jeong Dakyung just turned twenty;;
—I wish Kwon Muyoung and I could have a marriage of convenience. When I find out the truth and writhe in betrayal, I wish Kwon Muyoung would bitterly give me half his fortune as alimony. I want to tremble in sorrow while drinking wine in the Han River view apartment I bought with that vast fortune.
└I don’t even need the fortune, I just want to divorce Kwon Muyoung
└Why divorce and not marriage??
└It’s just one of those things
└??
[Title: Did you guys see the prophecy related to this incident]
The one Valeria prophesied
She said this incident is related to the Rifts
Comments
—Related how
└For real, what kind of relation? Be more specific;;
└She didn’t say what kind of relation
└By that logic, Lee Jungsoo is also related to the Rifts
└Who’s Lee Jungsoo
└My mom’s son
└What’s the relation;
└He cried with me while watching a documentary about the Rifts
└That’s a valid enough relation
—I don’t like this incident, but I can’t trust Valeria
└Valeria hates Kwon Muyoung so much, so I don’t really trust her
└lol same
└Still, Valeria is the only prophet of this era
└She sold prophecies for money, lol
└Don’t accuse her without any proof
└If you’re a citizen of the Republic of Korea, let’s cheer for Kwon Muyoung, not Valeria
—They can’t get at Kwon Muyoung, so they’re dragging in some random prophet to diss him lol
└Is Valeria random? She’s world-class
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Returning home with Muyoung, Sunyul let out a sigh of relief.
‘That was scary…’
After Muyoung had been taken to the holding cell, because of the assertion that leaving Sunyul alone was impossible for safety reasons, Sunyul had been with Yeonjae the entire time, against his will.
It wasn’t that Sunyul disliked Yeonjae. If he had to say, he liked him. He got the feeling that he was a person of good character. But separate from that, the feeling that he would be dangerous if he got on his wrong side was frightening.
Because Muyoung couldn’t get out of the holding cell right away, Yeonjae couldn’t even go home and had to stay with Sunyul at the Special Abilities Administration. The thought of inconveniencing someone who wanted to go home made his heart doubly uncomfortable.
He had been dozing off and on while lying on the sofa, and when he finally came to his senses, Muyoung, already out of the holding cell, was waiting for him to wake up.
By the time they left in Muyoung’s car, it was already morning. Contrary to Sunyul’s expectation that they would go straight to the guild, Muyoung came directly home.
“Aren’t you going to work today?”
“I’ll go in this afternoon. If you’re tired, sleep more. I’ll wake you up.”
“No, I’m not sleeper.”
“What about food. Aren’t you hungry?”
“I’m not hungry, but…”
I do want to eat. Muyoung quickly grasped the meaning behind the words of Sunyul, who was watching him cautiously.
“Go wash up. I’ll have food ready.”
“Okay. I’ll be quick.”
“You can take your time. I have to wash up too.”
Sunyul went into the bathroom. Perhaps because he wasn’t human, Sunyul didn’t get particularly dirty even without washing. Even after consuming food, nothing was expelled, as if it disappeared during the digestion process.
Still, he didn’t dislike bathing. He especially enjoyed filling the tub with water and soaking his body in it. Though right now, he didn’t plan on washing so extravagantly.
After a quick wash, he came down to the first floor, but Muyoung wasn’t in the kitchen yet. Instead, he was preparing breakfast. When he opened the fridge, things kept coming out endlessly.
Remembering the fridge that had been bare just a few days ago, Sunyul approached, intrigued. The inside of the fridge was packed with side dish containers.
Just then, Muyoung came down to the first floor. Sunyul called out to him excitedly.
“Guild Master, there’s so much in the fridge!”
“I told Chief Choi to fill it up a bit.”
The results of a thrilled Chief Choi, who had been worried about his boss’s eating habits, were packed inside.
Since all they had to do was heat up the already prepared dishes, the breakfast table was set in a flash. Sunyul was excited as he looked at the lavish spread.
“It’s like a nine-dish banquet.”
“It is. Eat a lot.”
There were indeed many dishes. He wondered if Sunyul could eat all of this.
Sunyul hesitated, unable to pick up his chopsticks.
“Why aren’t you eating.”
“Shouldn’t the elder eat first?”
“…Don’t worry about things like that and eat.”
He worries about the strangest things. It was true that, appearance-wise, Muyoung and Sunyul looked to be about ten years apart… Not noticing the somewhat reluctant look, Sunyul beamed.
“Okay! I’ll eat well, then.”
Sunyul ate well, not picky about anything from the bulgogi to the kimchi and vegetable side dishes. He ate so well that it was quite satisfying to watch, so Muyoung ate leisurely, watching Sunyul as if he were a dried croaker hanging up to be admired.
“I ate well!”
“Good. Was it delicious?”
“Yes. Very.”
“That’s a relief.”
After grinning at Muyoung, Sunyul parted from him as he went to smoke a cigarette and returned to his room.
“…Hoo.”
Sunyul promptly flopped onto the bed. A message appeared before him.
[‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ says that you obtained all sorts of things from Jang Bumjin.]
Sunyul shot up and stared at the message. Judging by what it was saying, his constellation seemed to know what the item in the box was.
‘What is it?’
[‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ says that it’s something you can’t use now but might be able to use someday.]
Still, I took someone else’s thing. As Sunyul felt uneasy, another message appeared before him.
[‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ explains that it is a? thing? that you happened to obtain ■■■■ years ago.]
Why is it full of question marks? Doesn’t this constellation know either? Sunyul harbored a reasonable suspicion.
[‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ says that it came into your possession unintentionally, and that it is composed of not one, but many things.]
He really had no idea what to make of that. Sunyul decided to give up on the twenty-questions-like exchange.
[‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ says that it is soil.]
In the end, the constellation raised a white flag.
It should have just said so from the start.
But soil. That was truly out of the blue. What did soil have to do to become an EX-rank item?
‘Then again, I’m an EX-rank item too…’
It might refer to rarity, regardless of performance. But if that’s the case, just how rare does soil have to be to become EX-rank soil?
Besides, where on earth did that soil go?
[‘Traveler of the Eternal Night’ is silent.]
It should have just stayed quiet. Instead of glaring at the annoyingly silent constellation, Sunyul stared into the empty air and closed his eyes, optimistic that he would find out someday.
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