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by mimiPost #110145: Florian Dietrich Wellington Officially Announced as Guardian!!!!!!!
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CRAZY!!! CRAZY!!! CRAZY!!! SO FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
They’re saying Florian is really Kim Sarang’s guardian!
They’re going to get married when he becomes an adult!
Comments:
— OMG….
— Is this official?
— IS THIS OFFICIAL?????
— Hoooooly….
— What’s it say? What’s it say?
— Someone please translate… I’m begging you.
— What’s the post about? Is it official?
— Who is Florian? A new dad? Are we getting oil money now? Are we finally getting a rich team owner as a new dad????
└ No no, Florian Dietrich Wellington. He’s a Commonwealth noble. Son of a Duke.
└ If he’s a Wellington, isn’t he from the US Federation? Is he a US Federation stepdad????
└ Are you crazy? Why do you keep calling him a stepdad lololol
— Doesn’t anyone have a translation?
└ Go use Papago.
— Scraped a rough translation from another site.
Florian Dietrich Wellington’s side has confirmed the guardianship rumors in an official announcement.
The ward is professional football player Kim Sarang (17, Dominant Alpha, South Korean nationality, affiliated with Rhinoceros FC), whose father passed away from illness last July. Florian Dietrich Wellington (27, Dominant Omega, dual Commonwealth and US Federation nationality), who has stepped up to become the orphaned Kim Sarang’s guardian, is the younger son of the Ducal House of Dietrich and the second son of the Wellington family. He is known as the next-generation leader of Wellington Enterprises, which vies for the top 1 or 2 spots in corporate value in the US Federation.
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Although it takes the form of guardianship, it can essentially be seen as an engagement.
In the Commonwealth, the US Federation, and South Korea, engagement and marriage with a minor are not currently legally permitted. Therefore, acquiring guardianship to protect the minor until they become an adult, and then legally becoming a married couple, is a loophole that has often been used.
— OMG! Are you saying Kim Sarang is really marrying a Commonwealth Duke??????
— jpg. He’s so fucking handsome.
└ Wow… Is he really an Omega? Isn’t the translation wrong? He looks like the definition of an alpha male???
└ No no, he’s 100% a Dominant Omega. A really successful one.
└ But with Kim Sarang???
└ What’s wrong with our Sarang!!!
└ What do you mean what’s wrong, he’s just some prospect.
└ Since when is the Golden Ball winner of a youth World Cup “just some prospect”?
— Has Kim Sarang done his military service???
└ Can you get an exemption from a youth tournament?
└ You think that would happen???
— These fucking trolls will find any reason to stir shit up. Fans, don’t fall for it, just ignore them.
└ Stop being a control freak.
— Is Kim Sarang really a Dominant?
└ You think a ducal family would even look at him if he was a Recessive?
└ Still bringing up his secondary gender. Did you forget he had to reveal his registration certificate because of crazy people like you???
— If he has dual citizenship, he doesn’t have to go to the military.
└ Kim Sarang is a South Korean citizen.
└ He gave up his Commonwealth citizenship ages ago, sigh… Yeah, keep trolling.
└ No matter how much you troll, it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a Golden Ball winner who dominated the youth leagues and made his Premier League first-team debut as the youngest ever.
Post #110199: The haters are having a field day
Post #110234: So many trolls using this as an opportunity.
Post #110299: A Commonwealth ducal family? You jealous? The Japanophiles being quiet is just so transparent…
Post #110356: Florian Dietrich Wellington’s beautiful face JPG.
Post #110411: Kim Sarang’s Football Skills vs. His Looks.
Post #110490: Kim Sarang’s face and physique were already top-tier, and now his connections are insane, even a Duke…
Post #110821: You guys are really going at it, still doing this? It’s getting old.
Post #110830: I got sick of it and left for a bit. Are you guys even eating while you’re at it?
Post #110899: Kim Sarang and the Duke’s facial compatibility JPG.
Post #110945: Are the transfer rumors just gossip? Wasn’t the person who broke the news our team’s Tier 1 reporter?
Post #110999: Our team’s Tier 1 has been a wrecker channel for a long time. Their credibility is rock bottom, okay?
Post #111023: Unless Bald Brad has gone insane, would he sell Kim Sarang? The Rhino old-timers would riot.
Post #111089: If he sells the youth player he raised so preciously for a cheap price, Bald Brad will get his scalp peeled off.
Post #111112: Kim Sarang was an orphan????
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Was he adopted into the Commonwealth? But how does he have South Korean nationality then???
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Comments:
— Isn’t this a private matter????
— OP gives off “clueless bottom” vibes.
— That’s so nasty…. Are you really going to drag him for his family history? Especially when it’s not a happy one.
— Yeah, Kim Sarang is an orphan. His parents died in a drunk driving hit-and-run. A friend of his parents adopted him and took him to the Commonwealth.
└ You two suit each other, you should get married.
└ Playing both the drum and the gong, are you two friends?
└ Stop acting like a fan-cop. Report and ignore.
I took a PDF of the original post.
Bye bye, OP lolololololol
— Is this something you should say to a kid?
— Crossing the line….
— What is happening with the quality of this post and its comments.
Post #111134: The “clueless bottom” from the post below made a grand entrance!! and ended up deleting their post. Hilarious lololololol
Post #111289: Kim Sarang has signed a formal contract with the Rhinos. Official announcement with the jersey is out.
Post #111312: We don’t know yet. There are tons of cases where a deal was hijacked even after the jersey announcement.
Post #111345: Seems to be official. Local Tier 1 reporters are confirming it one after another.
Post #111390: Is it time to get my hopes up?
Post #111453: OMG!!! It’s official!!! Kim Sarang signs a 5-year contract with the Rhinos!!!!
Post #111454: It’s not a 5-year contract, it’s a short-term youth contract???
Post #111455: [Official] Rhinos sign Kim Sarang to a 1-year formal youth contract.
Post #111490: OMG! The Rhinos’ coaching staff is being completely replaced!!!
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They say all the coaching staff who were in conflict with the board are being replaced!!
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Comments:
— Did Bald Brad finally come to his senses?
— Is this official????
— Link, please.
└ These annoying “official?” parrots
The Rhinos’ manager and coaching staff, who were messing with the starting lineup due to conflict with the board, have suddenly resigned!
— Does this mean Sarang will be a starter now???
— Can we see our King-rangdoongie in matches now???
— Wasn’t the Rhinos’ manager that bald guy who took shots at Sarang during every press conference???
— That’s him, the Brazilian bald guy.
— Kill the bald guy.
Post #111530: If they terminated the contracts, they have to pay a penalty, right? Isn’t Bald Brad famous for being a cheapskate??
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He terminated contracts with the coaching staff while having to pay a penalty???
Isn’t the penalty fee 74 billion won???
OMG… Our team’s bald guy is absolutely not the kind of bald guy to do that….
Comments:
— I heard Florian paid the penalty fee.
— OMG….
— AAC Inc. acquired a 40% stake in the Rhinos and is proceeding with a shake-up of some coaching and board members. AAC Inc. will cover the coaching staff’s penalty fees. They say AAC Inc. is the entertainment subsidiary of Wellington Enterprises.
└ OMG….
└ Is our Sarang really marrying into a rich family?
└ Our King-rangdoongie isn’t even an adult yet…. ₍ᐢ´•̥ᴥ•̥ᐢ₎ ₍ᐢ´•̥ᴥ•̥ᐢ₎ ₍ᐢ´•̥ᴥ•̥`ᐢ₎
└ So it’s come to this, Brother-in-law Flo. ꒰(ง ᵕᴗᵕ)꒱ว꒰(ง ᵕᴗᵕ)꒱ว꒰(ง ᵕᴗᵕ)꒱ว
Post #1116879: Just a moment ago he was a thieving bastard, and now he’s “Brother-in-law Flo.”
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This forum’s attitude towards Flo is hilarious lolololol
Comments:
— Isn’t he a godsend compared to the 70-year-old man???
— Our King-rangdoongie will be an adult next year. It’s not illegal. He won’t be locked up. I’ve already reserved the Gocheok Dome for the wedding.
— The miracle of a “thieving bastard” becoming “Brother-in-law Flo” and “Bald Brad” becoming “Brad-ther Father”… Our Rhino fans… Let’s aim for the Champions League instead of relegation now ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
— Let’s have the wedding twice, once at Gocheok Dome and once at the Rhinos’ stadium.
└ Isn’t having two ceremonies the standard for international marriages?
— Proceed immediately!
Monitoring the community, Jaehyuk looked at the number on the screen before pressing the call button. The unsaved number was, of course, one he didn’t know, and what’s more, it was an international call. The reason Jaehyuk risked answering a potential phishing call was that he ran an agency specializing in players based overseas.
“Yes, this is Lee Jaehyuk, CEO of LK Sports.”
— This is Bailey Jones. Is now a good time to talk?
“It is, but which organization are you with?”
— I’d like to talk about the football player, Kim Sarang.
“Excuse me?”
— I am the chief secretary to Mr. Florian Dietrich Wellington.
“…Pardon?”
Finally registering the meaning of the long name, Jaehyuk’s eyes widened as if they would pop out. He turned to look at his desk monitor, where the photo from the article was reflected in his eyes.
「Football Player Kim Sarang, Will He Be Dropped from the National Team?」
Beneath the provocative headline was a picture of Kim Sarang standing on the pitch, wearing a Rhinoceros FC uniform.
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