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Han Jiho clicked the title as if possessed. The post had been written around last November on the ‘Incident/Accident Board’ of the Echo of Eternity Outven site. It had over 10,000 views and more than 500 comments. It was clear that it had been a hot issue at the time.

[Incident/Accident Board] Summarizing the Streamer Hepari Halloween Event Ghosting Incident (feat. Ko-jwa).txt

20XX-11-03 | Ban-ban-mu-manhi-manhi

Views: 13,452 Recommendations: 1,781 Comments: 596

If you hate reading, just scroll all the way down. I’ve included a 3-line summary. lol

There are some bastards who keep spamming the Incident Board because they don’t know what happened, so I’m summarizing it once and for all. Stop spamming after reading this, you idiots. The Incident Board isn’t a Q&A board, f*ck. Take the time to search instead of asking; you damn finger-princesses (PFs).

First, I assume everyone knows who Hepari is. If you don’t, go look it up yourself.

Anyway, this guy suddenly uploaded a Metube video saying he “educated” a kid (jammin) who was ghosting (stream-sniping) him + posted a call-out thread on the Incident Board. (Currently, the video and the original post are all deleted, but check the archived copy [[[ I’ve linked it).

The content was basically about how some kid stream-sniped him while he was watching his live stream during the Halloween Hide-and-Seek event, and because of that, his mood was ruined, his broadcast was ruined, blah blah blah, he started throwing a fit.

On top of that, he even made pathetic threats, saying it would be a piece of cake for him to make it so the kid couldn’t play the game anymore if he put his mind to it. lol

But the problem is, there’s zero evidence that the kid (=1225 Vice Guild Master Ko-jwa) actually ghosted him. It was just Hepari acting like a total brat and insisting on it. lol

And when Ko-jwa didn’t give him a single reaction, he started acting even more unhinged.

Check the captures below for details.

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Seriously, in my whole life, I’ve never seen a streamer who revealed his face throw insults about someone’s parents (paedrip) on broadcast. I knew this guy’s personality was flawed, but I didn’t know it was this bad.

Anyway, because his idiot subscribers were cheering him on in the chat, Hepari started acting like he was someone important and went on a second massive rampage.

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But the hilarious thing is that Ko-jwa stayed persistent and caught Hepari every time he hid, completely crushing him. lol Honestly, it was so satisfying, right?

After the game ended, Hepari went into full-on rage mode, archived it with a Metube video, and even wrote a call-out post on the Incident Board.

Even then, Ko-jwa had no reaction. Yep.

And it seemed like it would end like that…

But a week later, a post about a lawsuit was uploaded as a reply to Hepari’s Incident Board post! lollollollol

With a video proving he didn’t ghost and that he had the entire map memorized, plus a satisfying ending where he announced he was suing for defamation, Hepari’s call-out post and video were deleted without a trace.

Hey Hepari, did you write an apology? lol You’re not crying because you’re scared, right? lol Good luck with the real-life consequences, Ko-jwa!

Three-line Summary

None.

Comments(576)

BEST This is absurd: No, is the three-line summary for real?

⤷ Tambourine: Seriously, so ridiculous.

BEST MintChocoChip: So who is cogus?

⤷ jackDD: Wow, you don’t know Ko-jwa?

⤷ Teardrop: How long ago was Ko-jwa? lol He’s been past his prime for ages.

BEST Han Jiho’s Equipment Thief: Ko-jwa aka cogus = Vice Guild Master of the #1 Raid Guild ‘1225’ + the #1 ranked regular of Solo PvP + a total ancient fossil who’s been playing since the open beta, so it makes sense that newbies wouldn’t know him since he’s such an old user. lol I hadn’t seen him lately so I thought he quit, but I guess he didn’t.

⤷ Ratatou-2: Back in my day, the moment Ko-jwa appeared, your head was as good as cracked open… chuckle chuckle…

⤷ UN Security Council: The head that was cracked back then is still cracked today. lol

⤷ Grammar Judge: Cracked-]Cracked (Correcting spelling)

⤷ layOUT: Wow, 1225 is still #1 in raids, impressive;

Giants Fall Baseball Hope: The “Delete-and-Run” ending is so disgusting. lol This is why you should never associate with small-time streamers.

⤷ Bukchon Pig: Someone with 10k subscribers is small-time? lol

⤷ BigDickEnergy: lol even so, his views are only in the thousands. lol Where did all your subscribers go?

⤷ Throw if I Die: Look at him sucking up to Hepari. That pig nickname really suits him. lol

tttteo: Looks like he’s the one about to get “educated” lol so pathetic. The vermin who watch stuff like that need to be educated too.

⤷ Grammar Judge: “About to”-] “About to” / “vermin”-] “vermin” (Correcting spelling)

⤷ Lemon Wave: You’re acting up here too.

Early Departure: I just watched the lawsuit video and it’s insane. Did Ko-jwa really memorize the whole map? Crazy lol No wonder he was accused of ghosting.

⤷ Just Hit a Single: Seriously lol Ko-jwa isn’t normal either. lol

Dealer Who Also Heals: This is so satisfying, f*ck lol I knew it from the moment he started calling innocent newbies trolls. Ninety percent of the reason newbies quit our game is because of that son of a bitch.

⤷ John Stir-fry: Newbie Slayer…

⤷ Room 201 Resident: But how does a Dealer cast heals?

“Crazy guy…”

He felt like he finally understood why Chaehyun and the other guild members hated him. Hepari was a much worse person than he had thought.

Han Jiho, who had read through the post and comments with a rather fascinated expression, clicked the archive link the author had provided. However, all that appeared was a message saying it had already been deleted.

Feeling a bit disappointed, Han Jiho sniffled and tried searching for the reply that Ko-jwa—clearly Chaehyun—had written, but that had also been deleted. It seemed this post was the only one remaining regarding the incident.

‘I hope he sends it quickly.’

Han Jiho turned off the internet window, looking forward to the video and post 1Jiho would send. Then, he looked at Chaehyun’s character, which had approached him and was incessantly firing heart guns, with new eyes.

His character, decorated entirely in black, was acting cute by shooting pink hearts from his fingertips.

Ko-jwa.

It was a funny nickname that reminded him of nostrils, but thinking it was Chaehyun, he somehow felt his prestige within the game more clearly. Chaehyun was a more famous, “named” user than Han Jiho had realized.

cogus. Ko-jwa. And the Chaehyun in reality.

Han Jiho suddenly recalled Chaehyun’s pale face he had encountered at the salad shop.

The man who had given him a shy, eye-smiling look was not only handsome but also had a refined appearance that made the word “pretty” suit him well. In fact, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say he was the most handsome and prettiest person he had seen in his life.

Furthermore, Han Jiho felt like he could never forget the way he smiled and said he liked it because it felt like a nickname Han Jiho had given him personally, despite Han Jiho having written his name wrong by mistake.

【1Jiho】 [Oh, it caught a match now.]

Han Jiho, who had been imagining that pale face over the hearts Chaehyun’s character was firing, blinked reflexively at 1Jiho’s voice. Just as he said, a notification about entering the waiting room appeared on the screen.

【WrigglingDdorak】 [But what if Hepari shows up again?]

【EchoThief】 [Eh, no way. If we get him again, that’s seriously legendary.]

【1Jiho】 [At that point, wouldn’t it be destiny?]

【EchoThief】 [You want to keep talking nonsense?]

Beneath the ominous conversation, Chaehyun’s character—who had been firing bullets of love—disappeared, and after a brief loading screen, the view shifted. Then, as the waiting room landscape appeared, curses and groans erupted from all sides.

【EchoThief】 [Ah, f*ck. Are you seriously kidding me?]

【JunkCollectionMaster】 [Sigh…]

【1Jiho】 [Ah, Kkomji noona. Why did you have to say something so unlucky, seriously, sigh…]

【WrigglingDdorak】 [Hey. My bad. Seriously. I’m really sorry.]

WrigglingDdorak (Kkomji-rak) began to apologize. Just as she had feared, that nickname they didn’t want to see was once again right before their eyes.

“Unbelievable…”

Han Jiho let out a hollow laugh, dumbfounded. He had played countless games, but this was a first. It was clear that other users were also avoiding that person. This was truly a game of “pass the bomb” mixed with a battle of wits.

【Chaehyun】 [98-nim. What should we do?]

In the midst of this, Chaehyun asked for Han Jiho’s opinion. As if the opinions of the others didn’t matter at all.

While Han Jiho hesitated to answer for a moment, the party members continued their conversation.

【EchoThief】 [I don’t know anymore. That persistent, athlete’s-foot-like bastard.]

【1Jiho】 [Do you think this is a bug? Should I restart the game?]

【EchoThief】 [What if we meet that bastard again even after doing that?]

【JunkCollectionMaster】 [What do you mean ‘what’? We just have to do it.]

【WrigglingDdorak】 [Sigh, should we just do it then? 98-nim, what do you want to do? Should we match again? Or just go?]

But in the end, they too asked for Han Jiho’s opinion. The decision-making power in this situation belonged to the newbie who knew nothing, Han Jiho.

“Hmm…”

He felt conflicted, even though it wasn’t that big of a deal. But in truth, Han Jiho didn’t really care whether he played the game with Hepari or not. He was only going along with it because the party members hated it. He didn’t want to play a game meant for fun while being stressed out.

[Party] HanJiHo98: I don’t mind either way..ㅎㅎㅎ

However, why did he have an ominous feeling that they would meet that guy again even if they rematched?

In that case, it might be better to just quickly finish one round and be done with it.

[Party] HanJiHo98: Should we just do it?

[Party] HanJiHo98: I feel like we’ll just meet him again even if we rematch..ㅠㅠㅠ

【1Jiho】 [Exactly. I have that ‘feeling-y feeling’ that we’ll meet him again.]

【JunkCollectionMaster】 [Let’s just do it, then.]

【EchoThief】 [Phew…]

When the decision was finally made to go ahead, EchoThief, who had been disgusted, let out a long sigh, and WrigglingDdorak spoke in a determined voice.

【WrigglingDdorak】 [Room Lead. Please Ready up.]

【1Jiho】 [We absolutely have to win.]

【EchoThief】 [Ah, of course. I won’t let it slide if anyone dies even once.]

【1Jiho】 [Usually the person who says that is the first death (per-det).]

【EchoThief】 [Hey. Shut up.]

[Party] HanJiHo98: lollollol

[Party] HanJiHo98: Fighting

[Party] HanJiHo98: I’ll crack all their heads open

【JunkCollectionMaster】 [We’ll count on you, 98-nim.]

【Chaehyun】 [Don’t put pressure on 98-nim.]

[Party] JunkCollectionMaster: lol..

[Party] HanJiHo98: lol It’s okay lol

With that, the gray Ready button lit up. And after a short 10-second loading time, the game they had wanted to avoid so much began.